About Us
Stootsi.com is a website. I don't understand why I'm writing an 'about us',
aren't we on wikipedia yet? That site is just a flash in the pan, anyway.
They're one gerbil-launching commercial away from being outpost.com.
We sell things and we sell them cheaply. We'll have an amazing deal, one of
those deals you can't possibly pass-up, every day and we'll shove it down your
throats on our homepage. And some days we'll have a couple, maybe even several,
in one day. We also have a store which, while not as economy stimulating as our
featured item price, will have plenty of low, low, low prices prices prices.
However, even if you're tired of commerce and like to sign-up for Facebook
groups about organizing no-shopping days, we think we have a place for you
here: check out Page2 where we'll have contests, blogs, and other things the
Internet has/have deemed fun and worthy of shirking your responsibilities at
work.
Stay tuned as we refine this part of our site. You do realize we only work like
20 hours a week, right?